Ok guys, I haven’t even watched this episode yet it’s so fresh.  This one was done by Hammer and Bill last week without me even knowing about it.  Not sure why they are calling her “Juicy” Lucy, but she looks pretty damn hot from where I’m sitting.  They told me she is one of the more popular girls in town at present, so this is a nice catch for Trike Patrol.  Just judging by the mischievous look in her eyes and tight, firm bod, I’m guessing B.Hammer wasn’t exaggerating when he told me she was a great fuck.  I’m gonna go download this one right now.

Posted by Me on May 04, 2009 02:10:00 | Permalink | Comments

Congratulations to Evan, who emailed in the correct answer to the 2nd Trike Patrol trivia question .  "What are the names of the girls in the old Trike Patrol banner logo?"  Evan answered correctly by naming them from left to right:

- Renz

- Geralyn

- Charmaine

- Shieng

- Kazumi

- Katerina

 And with that correct answer, Evan will receive 1 month free subscription to the site.  Good job Evan, and thanks for following the site long enough to know the answer.

Posted by Me on May 04, 2009 01:35:00 | Permalink | Comments

     I was neither cameraman nor stunt cock for this episode, however I’m gonna write about it anyway.  How we met Sheila is a funny story altogether. We were actually on the way to our friend’s wedding one day.  It was way the fuck up in some Northern province that was gonna take us 4 or 5 hours to get to.  We were going to spend two nights up there, so of course Bruce and I both wanted to bring along companions.  I had originally planned to bring my then-girlfriend, but learned she was fucking some Filipino dude between my visits so I gave her the ol’ heave-ho. (with special emphasis on the “ho” part)  As the trip was getting closer, I skimmed through my Yahoo messenger contacts and decided on a long time acquaintance whom I had bumped uglies with a few years prior after meeting in LA Café in Ermita one night.  She was mature, down-to-earth and easy-going, so I figured she’d be a good choice to bring along on a trek such as this.  You really don’t want to get stuck somewhere remote with an immature brat.  Oh, and she was a good fuck too of course.

      Well ol’ Brucie-boy didn’t plan so well.  It was the morning of departure and when we met in the hotel lobby, Bruce is like, “Shit man, I need to find a girl to bring.”   I was like, “What the fuck dude, our van is already here, it’s time to go.”   But he wasn’t about to leave without a piece of ass, so we literally then had our driver chauffeur us down Field’s Ave at 11:00am so Bruce could go bar to bar (of those that were open) and try to find him a traveling mate.  In the first two bars, no success.  There just aren’t many stunners working at that time of day, if any.  So then we come upon the third bar, and after sitting on the couch for ten minutes or so, in walks this beautifully faced babe in street clothes coming on shift.   I know the moment I saw her that was Bruce’s girl.  I remember saying right away, “There she is man.”   And sure enough, after just a little chit-chat, Bruce paid up and we were back outside and into the van, just like that.  The girl he took was Sheila, who later performed in one of the earliest Trike Patrol episodes ever recorded.  I think it was number four or five.  Another friend of ours named Rick was the cameraman.  He did ok, but zoomed in too much throughout most of it; which was a shame, because Sheila was absolutely one of the prettiest girls we’ve ever had.  

Posted by Me on May 04, 2009 01:25:26 | Permalink | Comments

     So here goes Jully, our latest Trike Patrol update on April 17^th, 2009.  Bleh, this girl didn’t talk much at all.  We should’ve seriously just cut the entire pre-fucking parts out it was that bad.  Jully was literally plucked straight from a non-foreigner area in Manila.  She was brought to us by one of Bruce’s girlfriends who lived down there.  I honestly don’t think she had ever spoken to a foreigner until this very day.  One thing you could say for sure about Jully; she was an all-natural, down-home Filipina.  She came with her hair tied up, wearing no make-up and very casual attire.  All of that being said, I personally found her to be quite pleasant and pretty; in an all-natural sort of way.  Is it just me, or does she look really pretty when she smiles?

     Once we realized there wouldn’t be much talking, but decided to cut right to the action.  Jully was much more comfortable with a dick in her hands than she was at speaking English.  That was immediately evident.  It wasn’t the best blow job I’ve ever had (that would be saying a lot), but you can tell that Jully had sucked plenty of Filipino dicks around her neighborhood in her lifetime.  Sure as I write this however, I would wager to say that mine was the first bit of “white meat” she had ever gorged on.  Something about that makes me proud in a small way.  Hey, you gotta enjoy what you do in life, right?  Funny, at one point while she’s sucking on me, Bruce blurts out in his ever-so-corny fashion, “This is your new boyfriend Jully.”   Now she didn’t say anything (she did have mouthful of penis), but the look she gave was priceless.  It was like, “Uh, no….I have about five Pinoy boyfriends back in Manila to fuck.  You idiots don’t even know I’m the village princess.”  

     Her pussy was remarkably nice; very tight and smooth as silk.  Of course you fellas can’t “see” that on the video.  You’ll just have to take my word for it, heh.  She did have some flab around the mid-section, possibly from birthing a litter of kids or two, but not too bad.  I also liked her round n’ brown ass, which had that “plumpness” to it that I admire so dearly.  You can see it very well while she’s riding me.  I always love grabbing and feeling it all over when they are up on top.  We put in a good turn at doggy-style too, and Bruce caught the “from-behind” angle which showed off her naturally grown pussy hair quite nicely.  I finished up with my usual “Ahh shit, holy shit, so good” bit as I blew my wad and Jully appeared none too surprised or disgusted by the globs of nuttage I left on her chin.  I do believe she has had a few custard-shakes on the face in her day.  Not a bad episode.  You really can’t ask for a more “natural” girl than Jully was.   Not an actress or professional by any stretch.  Nope, just another amateur Filipina presented to the world by Trike Patrol .

Posted by Me on April 23, 2009 09:51:00 | Permalink | Comments

     I love watching these earlier episodes.  Sure, the camera-work is poor, the video quality is grainy, but it takes me back to Trike Patrol’s roots.  The first dozen episodes are what started it all.  It was simply an idea that came up over a few beers one day…..and then turned in to so much more.  The Rachel episode was the third episode we ever filmed if I remember correctly.  It was also my first crack at cameraman, which is easy to believe when you watch it.  Rachel was a nice girl who came up through the ranks of bargirl life.  When she first came to town, she started out on Santos Street blowing dick for $10 bucks; and became quite popular there too.  After a while, she graduated from Santos to Fields Ave and bounced around different bars all within a particular ownership group (think Beach Boys song).  Bruce had come to know her rather well over the years, and he was the one who arranged the episode filming.  It would be Bruce’s very first time performing, so he wanted a girl he was comfortable with.  That is why this episode was titled: “Enter The Hammer”.  I don’t know why or when we decided his nickname would be Hammer, it just sort of happened that way. (it’s really more of a hook anyway, isn’t it?)

      Rachel was one of those girls who is a timeless sweetheart.  She has a soft, warm and cuddly personality, despite having sucked off more guys than the population of Norway.  She never turned into a cold, jaded, calculating scammer like some veteran bargirls do.  You have to give her credit for that.  We got a pay-by-the-hour short time room at the “express” rate.  Once we talked things over, we set out to do the pick-up scene.  Feeling out how to accomplish the pick-up scenes was pretty awkward the first twenty times or so.  There was no script or walk-through, we just went out and did it.  For this one, we dropped her on a corner a few blocks away from Fields, then circled around some residential backstreets before swooping back by to pick her up.  When we approached her with the cam she looked so damn nervous and scared, I almost wanted to stop and do it over.   But we kept it rolling and made it work.  This would set the tone for most of our pick-up scenes’ clunkiness.   But then again, it’s only porn, so who really cares?

     Once back in the room, we started off with some pre-action dialogue.  She was still nervous but did her best to articulate at little bit when asked questions.  Of course her bargirl experience had given her a deep history in making small-talk with foreigners.  One of the funnier moments was when she helped Bruce pull his boxer shorts down and exclaimed “The Hammer!” when his already semi-hard knob popped out.  Like I said, I have no idea why we called him “The Hammer”, but it stuck like glue from then on.  She gave a decent enough blow job, even letting it get slopped up a lil’.  It was right at this point that Bruce uttered a phrase that would go on to become a classic on Trike Patrol:  “So, do you think you can make The Hammer disappear?”  I swear, he’s said that at least once in every episode he’s ever been in.  She tried her best, but couldn’t quite get there.  Another instance of comedy right then was when she trying for the deep-throat, she popped her head up because tears started forming in her eyes from her effort.   Bruce then, in a genuinely caring and gentle voice says, “It’s alright, stuff like that happens.”  Fucking hilarious, haha.

      When the sex started, Rachel was right at home bouncing up & down on Bruce’s cock.  The rest of it was pretty generic I must say.  There was nothing else worth mentioning really.  I just look back on this episode as one of the formative ones in Trike Patrol’s lineage.  Not spectacular, but necessary for us to shape our image and learn more about filming amateur porn.  Honestly though, in the beginning it was more about us having fun and making laughs then about producing technically sound porn videos.  That ideal would never waiver too much along the way, and the hardcore porn-aficionados would certainly criticize that in emails later on.

Posted by Me on April 15, 2009 19:26:00 | Permalink | Comments

     You will only get this one if you were a member of the site earlier than a year ago.  This was the old site banner that has since been changed.  There are six girls that appear in it, and if you can name all of them, from left to right, I will give you one free month's subscription.  As with the last trivia question, only the first person to email me at jreg@jimmy-regina.com will win.  I will post the winner here when it happens. 

 *Hint - Two of the girls' episodes are no longer on the site.  You either had to be a member for a long time, or you had to catch them on bit torrent sites or boot-legged DVDs.   Don't tell me if you did the latter two, that would disqualify you from winning, haha. 

 (click for larger image)

Posted by Me on April 14, 2009 17:20:00 | Permalink | Comments

     As was beginning to be the norm by now, Eljane was brought to us by a girl who previously appeared on Trike Patrol.  When word spread that there was an easy fist-full of pesos to be made, all kinds of girls starting coming from the wood work.  Eljane was a rather popular girl at a rather popular new bar at the time.  (Think Sarah Palin, Northern Exposure)  The things that made her popular were her pretty face and good personality.  What the fuck am I saying, it was her firm, rotund ass and bodacious pair of breasts.  I think they quite possibly were the finest pair of susu’s I’ve ever seen in AC.  I distinctly remember sitting in her bar, drinking a beer with the owner and watching her dance on stage.  He commented to me that he also thought she had one of the best pair of hoots in the world.  They were really spectacular.  The shape, size and proportion; all were just great.  And the fact that she sported a tight, full buttocks only added to her greatness.  She was the “total package” as they say and was definitely in her “prime”, that’s for sure.  

     For this episode, we employed the help of Marco at cameraman again along with our young friend Kyle to do the lucky deed with Eljane.  We were happy to have Kyle because good, young male help is hard to find believe it or not.  He was on his “cherry” trip to AC so you know he was enjoying the hell outta himself already.  And being a younger fellow of only 23 years old in AC, he was getting even that much more attention from the girls.  And what’s more, Kyle and Eljane had already become acquainted through our numerous visits to her bar on that trip.  That would lend well to their on-screen chemistry and comfort later.  Sometimes when total stranger girls are brought to us, they’re a little nervous and “stiff” at first.  Kyle and Eljane’s previous meetings made the shoot go very smoothly.  Well….not totally, but it wasn’t either of their faults.  

     The shoot was planned for the mid-morning hours.  The only problem with that was that there was a big pool party at Mo’s at 1pm that Eljane had to be at.  A shoot normally only takes two hours or so to complete, so we figured it would be done in time.  She showed up right about on time (surprisingly), and moved through the ID and model release process, then onto the pickup scene.  No problems.  Did the pick-up inside a dress store and it turned out fine.  Got her to the room, did a little talking, then both of them got in the shower for some soapy-tit, dick-massaging footage.  Very nice.  Next, it was onto the fucking and sucking, to which Eljane was more than experienced enough in.  Her pussy looked so sweet hugging around Kyle’s cock, and she did seem to genuinely enjoy the stuffing she got.   Kyle did not disappoint in his actual performance.  (I really wish we could have had him around on more patrols)  The only problem was that he simply could not cum.  Not sure if it was too much boozing and screwing the night before or what, but it just wasn’t happening and we were running out of time. 

     Eljane had to be at that pool party; there was no way around it.  So we decided that we’ll just pay her barfine for that night, and have her come back later to do the cum scene.  Well, that was a good plan in theory.  What we didn’t account for was the fat fucker at the pool party who ruined it.   I was told he was a regular customer at her bar, but this fat bastard thought it would be amusing to buy her as many tequila shots as he possibly could.  Personally, I think he knew that she had the hots for Kyle and was jealous of that.  He probably noticed the two flirting with each other in and out of the water during the early course of the party.  I swear, he bought her at least 12 or 15 tequila shots in a very short time frame.   And all the while he was laughing and smiling like a pig in shit.  Yes, of course I was worried she would get too drunk to complete the shoot, but I was also disgusted at the sheer joy he took in getting her violently drunk.   It was not too long before she was crying and puking and then falling over into her puke.  Nice job asshole, I hope you felt like a real big-shot.  

     So needless to say, we weren’t going to be able to complete the scene today.  I was bummed about that, but was confident we could arrange it the next day.  After all, we only needed her for the cum-shot and that was it.  We had plenty of good action on tape already.  So Eljane showed up the next day, looking pretty rough I might add, and took a quick dose of chin-paste from our boy Kyle.  Kudos to her for being such a good sport.  And fat fucker from the pool party, if you’re reading this:  Fuck you, you fat fucking sloth!  Ok, I’m over it now.  Just needed to get that off my chest, haha.  Eljane rates as one of the hotter Trike Patrol babes on the rolls in my opinion, pity I heard she is off the market now.  No worries though, as there’s only about 5,000 more where she came from.  

Posted by Me on April 14, 2009 16:55:00 | Permalink | Comments

     Celine came to us from a doogirl we knew who worked at Cambodia Club at the time.  She wasn’t currently a bargirl, but had previously done stints in some Perimeter Road bars (Honey Ko’s?) and mentioned she might go back to the bar in the future.  During our pre-pick-up drive in the trike, Bruce and I cruised up Fields ave from the direction of Blue Nile.  It was a great time to do so, because the sun was just setting and a lot of girls were either heading to work or standing outside the clubs on doorgirl duty.  We whizzed past a few familiar faces who shouted out to us, one being the group of girls in front of Treasure Island----a regular haunt for Bruce and I over the years.  We had staged Celine in the Jeepney park, although I not sure what it’s really called.  There are always people walking around there waiting to get on one of the many departing Jeepneys.  Of course in the video, we acted like we just happened to drive in there and there just happened to be a girl standing there alone in the most isolated corner of the lot, haha.  We’ll never win any awards for acting or directing, we know that.

     So we took Celine back to the shoot location, which was once again a Perimeter Road short-time hotel.  (you could hear the trikes whizzing by out the window).   She was 22 years old, and currently on support from a British guy whom she undoubtedly met in the bar.  She actually told us this off-camera and used the same story on-camera too which I thought was risky on her part.  But hey, whatever.  Her body was just ok and once she undressed you could see that she had a little bit of flab that she shouldn’t have had at age 22.   Probably due to a few years of bargirl life eating fast food on the many dates she had been on, followed by a steady flow of Western Union money transfers from England which translated into plenty of rice for that belly.  Her breasts did maintain a nice shape and firmness however, so that was one bright spot.   Her face was so-so, I wouldn’t call it pretty but I wouldn’t call it ugly.  When she smiled it could appear pleasant I’ll say that much.  Her ass did look fairly nice, and I would have to say it was her best attribute. 

      Once we got down to business, she used her tongue-ring on Bruce’s cock.  I don’t know about you, but I never saw the point of those things.  Not for oral sex on a male anyway.  Of all the girls I have had who wore them giving me head, none of them were any better than those without.   Maybe none of them knew how to use them properly, I dunno.  Now I’ve heard they are nice for pussy-licking, but I don’t have one, so I wouldn’t know.  Celine did this weird thing with her eyes as she was getting pumped.  She would keep them half-open and roll them back into her head.  It was kinda freaky to watch first hand.  She did seem to get into the sex a little bit, maybe her story about not screwing in 2 months since her Brit was last in town was true?  Naaaaaah!  

      One interesting aside that you probably never wanted to know:  Bruce had a really hard time cumming in this episode and it wasn’t because he partied too hard the night before.  After all, we filmed this scene in the late afternoon.  No, it was because he said he smelt an odor from Celine’s snatch that was a major turn-off for him.  He said it wasn’t a horrible rotten odor; just that her pussy had a “different” smell and it gave him a hard time concentrating.  I honestly don’t remember smelling anything, and I was only a foot or so away at times, but Bruce said it was so.  We had to stop filming once or twice because the Hammer lost its edge and needed a break.  When he was ready to restart, he would just have Celine suck it a bit more to get it hard again.  No, we couldn’t afford to have “fluffers” like in the big-time USA porn industry, but it is something we might consider for the future.  If you know any kick-ass cock-suckers in AC, please let us know.  We might have a steady job for them.  But due to editing, you would never know he had any problems like that, haha.  Ahh, the beauty of editing.

      When he got it up the final time, after we thought we had enough fucking on tape, he went full-throttle in missionary until he finally blew his load.  Celine opened wide and stuck out her tongue right on cue.  And then just kept it open, haha.  She didn’t wanna close it with all of the semen on the edge of her mouth.   No, she was not a swallower.   So once I turned off the cam, she was able to go wipe it away.  Celine put in a good appearance for us, and I’m sure her boyfriend in England enjoyed it also.

Posted by Me on April 13, 2009 18:03:00 | Permalink | Comments